Apparently Disneyland has a new competitor for the “happiest place”. A new Gallup “happiness” poll that ranks Utah as No. 1 for well-being among the 50 states
Here is Utah; the media is toting this as the greatest news ever. Many like to attribute this to the dominant religion in the state. You know clean living and all that. Well I say they are wrong. Utah is the happiest place because they are number 1 in the nation in antidepressant and they are number 1 for online porn use. Duh: Need I say more?




2 comments
Burnzz says:
March 17, 2009 at 2:27 pm (UTC -5 )
you’re right, it is addicting! (not the porn, the blog. oh wait, porn is addicting, but i meant blogging. . . )
Scott Burningham says:
March 25, 2009 at 7:38 pm (UTC -5 )
LOL… I saw that porn story. And on a side note, I find it funny that the “mormon” Utahn’s are too stupid to find free porn so they pay for it and therefore become the most porn subscribing state in the nation… NICE!